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Your Poor Time Relationship Is Your Biggest Vulnerability Reflection Alien Traits board shorts front mockup by Alien Inks

Your Poor Time Relationship Is Your Biggest Vulnerability Reflection Board Shorts

$59.99

  • Made to order
  • Tracked shipping
  • Size guide included
  • Secure checkout

Made-to-order clarity: every Alien Inks piece is produced after checkout, so casual returns and size exchanges are not built into the POD process. If something arrives damaged, incorrect, or you want fit help before ordering, contact Ian.

Alien Inks is created by KOWSKY. Gary Vaynerchuk owns 12 Alien Traits NFTs, and 11K+ people follow the signal on X.

Wear the Your Poor Time Relationship Is Your Biggest Vulnerability reflection.

Your Poor Time Relationship Is Your Biggest Vulnerability Reflection Board Shorts turn the Your Poor Time Relationship Is Your Biggest Vulnerability Alien Trait into a summer Alien Inks piece built for beaches, movement, and loud warm-weather signal.

Time is the only force you cannot negotiate with, yet it is the one most people treat as if it will always wait.

  • All-over print board shorts with the Your Poor Time Relationship Is Your Biggest Vulnerability reflected pattern
  • Available in 2XS, XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, and 6XL
  • Black trim variant selected for the cleanest Alien Traits reflection pairing
  • Quick-drying fabric
  • Adjustable drawcord waistband
  • Side pockets and rear pocket with flap
  • Designed from the 251 Alien Traits system
Product Specs
  • 94% polyester, 6% spandex
  • Fabric weight: 7.67 oz/yd2 (260 g/m2)
  • Quick-drying fabric
  • Side pockets on both sides
  • Rear pocket with flap
  • Adjustable drawcord waistband
  • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn after printing
  • Blank product sourced from China
Care

Rinse thoroughly after swimming to remove salt or chlorine residue. Follow the care label and avoid bleach, ironing, dry cleaning, and high heat.

Shipping

This piece is made to order after checkout. Production can take a little longer than mass-produced inventory, but it keeps inventory waste down.