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You’re Gonna Die Reflection Alien Traits athletic shorts front mockup by Alien Inks

You’re Gonna Die Reflection Athletic Shorts

$44.99

  • Made to order
  • Tracked shipping
  • Size guide included
  • Secure checkout

Made-to-order clarity: every Alien Inks piece is produced after checkout, so casual returns and size exchanges are not built into the POD process. If something arrives damaged, incorrect, or you want fit help before ordering, contact Ian.

Alien Inks is created by KOWSKY. Gary Vaynerchuk owns 12 Alien Traits NFTs, and 11K+ people follow the signal on X.

Wear the You’re Gonna Die reflection.

You’re Gonna Die Reflection Athletic Shorts turn the You’re Gonna Die Alien Trait into an Alien Inks activewear piece built for movement, summer heat, and everyday signal.

Mortality is the only truth that never blinks.

  • All-over print athletic shorts with the You’re Gonna Die reflected pattern
  • Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL
  • Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
  • Breathable, fast-drying material
  • Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
  • Mesh side pockets
  • UPF50+ protection
  • Designed from the 251 Alien Traits system
Product Specs
  • 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
  • Fabric weight: 5.13 oz/yd2 (174 g/m2)
  • Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
  • Breathable and fast-drying material
  • UPF50+ protection
  • Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
  • Mesh side pockets
  • 2.56 in (6.5 cm) inseam
  • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn after printing
  • Blank product components sourced from China, Mexico, and Lithuania depending on fulfillment region
Care

Follow the care label and avoid bleach, ironing, dry cleaning, and high heat.

Shipping

This piece is made to order after checkout. Production can take a little longer than mass-produced inventory, but it keeps inventory waste down.